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برخلاف تصور عموم ، لفظ بیكار صرفا به معنای داشتن یا نداشتن كار نیست.

در واقع می توان گفت بیکار کسی است که حداقل یکی از شرایط زیر را داشته باشد!!!

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*بیکار ورزشی

-پیگیر آخرین اخبار مربوط به نقل و انتقال بازیکنان!

-پرکردن انواع برگه های پیش بینی نتایج بازیهای بوندسلیگا، کالچیو، لالیگا، لیگ برتر!

-حضور در استادیوم برای تماشای تمرین تیم استیل آذین!

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*بیکار مناسبتی

-حضور در انواع مجالس ختم اعم از موارد مربوط یا نامربوط!

-حضور در انواع مجالس سخنرانی و یادداشت برداری از گفته های سخنران!

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*بیکار مشاوره ای

-ارائه آخرین جملات قصار، ضرب المثل و اس ام اس راجع به بی وفایی دخترها و لزوم عدم اعتماد ب اونا!

-تشریح ادله مختلف راجع به فواید مجردی!

-بیان جملات قصار راجع به مرام و معرفت و گلایه از زخم نارفیق!

-گیر دادن به ملت مجرد و راهنمایی زوری در جهت موفقیت در امر ازدواج!

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*بیكار عشقی

-گرفتن فال حافظ با این نیت كه آیابه فرد مورد نظر می رسم یا نه؟!

-نوشتن اشعارعاشقانه با خودكار بیك و پر رنگ كردن كلمات كلیدی. (گاهی با گرفتن 2 خودكار موازی در دست و با حس خود- میرعماد بینی همراه می شود)!

-جمع آوری و جداكردن عكسهایی مشابه با معشوق خیالی از روزنامه ها و سایتها و نوشتن اشعار عاشقانه با غلطهای فاحش املایی در زیر هر عكس!

-هک کردن درخت از طریق حک کردن نام معشوق خیالی بر روی تنه درخت!

دفاع بی مورد از سركار علیه در موارد مختلف! -

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*بیکار محاسباتی

-تلاش در جهت محاسبه عدد پی تا آخرین اعشار!

-تلاش در جهت محاسبه وزن اینترنت!

-تلاش در جهت محاسبه و شمارش پول دریافتی ازدستگاه خودپرداز و كسب اطمینان از اینكه دستگاه، هزارتومن از پولش را نخورده باشد!

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*بیكار وبلاگی

-سرزدن به انواع و اقسام وبلاگها و چك كردن اسامی كامنت گذاران هر وبلاگ!

-ارسال پیام خصوصی برای خود!

-سر زدن ثانیه ای به وبگذربرای شمارش بازدیدهای جدید!

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*بیکار دانشگاهی

-حضور در بوفه در تمام ساعات اداری و غیر اداری!

-کنجکاوی در کتابخانه برای اینکه ببیند هر کتاب قبلا توسط چه کسانی امانت گرفته شده است!

-سر زدن به تمام اتاقهای خوابگاه و درد دل و صرف چای و شام مفتی با همه خوابگاهیها!



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